Published on Monday, May 9 2011
My teacher gave me work to do, but where do I begin trouble is my heads a shed, grey cells are waring thin
I have to write a poem but I don't know where to start trouble is these days I'm really not too smart
I have to cook the dinner but in what order should I do trouble is my timing, custard doesn't go with stew
The shopping is a must but I can't seem to write a list trouble is my spelling I think I must be p***ed
I got invited out last night but I can't remember where trouble is my memory it really is impaired
I got laughed at yesterday 'bet she's had a few to drink'
trouble is my balance my feet don't stop and think
Kids need help with homework but I can't seem to get it right trouble is my maths again I'm not too bright.